see my shadow changing,
stretching up and over me
ok so MAYBE this graphic novel was totally nonsensical, and MAYBE it didn’t really seem to connect with the rest of the Amory Wars, but GOD DAMN if it wasn’t badass looking!!!
HOW ARE WE GOING TO COMPETE WITH THIS.
What's your major in college?
"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"
i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”
the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????